the pieces of my life

Ah. I’d like to say that with the help of Dayquil, sugar, and a few well-placed threats, we made it successfully through our NYC trip. But we still have the return trip and Pie is nearing the end of her happy-trip attitude. With all the “surprises” over, she’s d-u-n-n (which is our family’s version of the word, a la “r-u-n-n o-f-t”). Tonight she got a little sad, missing her big brother. She insisted on calling him, and then after talking realized she forgot to tell him she’d see him tomorrow, so she demanded I give her the phone back to tell him. Meanwhile, Doodles is showing his innate guyness–when I said to him, “I miss you!” he simply responded, “Me too.”

My cold is somewhat fierce (and, yes, it’s still a cold. I have a lovely–but productive!–hack), but it’s well medicated, so I’m good. As you’ve seen, we’ve had a most lovely and busy day. Pie was so happy with the Plaza that she overcame her disappoint that Eloise wasn’t there. Although as she left, she asked if we could come back later in the day to see if Eloise was back, but I pointed out we’d be a little busy to come all the way back.

My mom’s show (will I ever remember? Exhibit!) at the Nohra Haime Gallery (in the Fuller building on 57th street–visit it if you’re in the area!) was the second stop, and Pie was fascinated by Nana’s latest work, which is intriguing.

But, oh, the light in her eyes when we showed up at Dashing Divas. She took right to her mani/pedi. And then the excitement at the cupcake store. So many cupcakes! How to choose! But nothing, nothing! compared with the thrill of Pinkalicious. There was actual squealing involved. And she sat, rapt, the entire time, mouth slightly agape, moving only to see around the woman in front of us (I let her sit on my lap for a better view). The musical was cute–and quite tolerable at just an hour long. I’ve never seen so many ecstatic little girls in one place: Bleeker Street, the preschool version. That was a first for me. Pie waited patiently at the end for an autograph and to have her picture taken with Pinkalicious afterward. Definitely worth harassing the ticket guy to get Pie in.

Lunch was good, but Pie was definitely fading. I was glad we made it to Benny’s–one of my favorite places from my East Village days. I ordered the same thing I’ve ordered all these years–a quesadilla grande. I don’t think I’ll ever venture to anything else.

Our only downer–other than the occasional “I can’t walk anymore!”–was when we finally trekked to the F train (in the rain!), we waited and waited. An announcement would come on, and I’d ask around, “What did he say? Did you understand that?” The crowd grew and grew and the announcement played and played “Garble garble…Broadway/Lafeyette…garble garble…J Street… garble garble.” Finally I found someone who understood it. “Train’s not running here. Walk to the next stop and take the D train.” So we trekked over to the next stop. I did look for a cab, but on a rainy day, no surprise that not a cab was to be found.

So after that slow shuffle to the next subway station, Pie’s collapse was no surprise. The walking for the entire day was fairly substantial. From the apartment to the subway to the Plaza, from the Plaza to the gallery, from the gallery to the subway at 60th St., from the subway on Broadway to 8th and University to Bleeker and Lafeyette to Avenue A and 6th Street to Houston and First to Broadway and Lafeyette to… well, that’s when she fell asleep. Sitting on the subway. She had a seat and I was standing in front of her and all of a sudden, her little head leaned forward into my legs. I asked the person next to her, “Is she really asleep?” She looked down and said, “Yep!”

Of course, this was the day I decided to wear nicer shoes, so in my heels, I picked Pie up on the moving subway, made my way to the doors, and then carried 40 pounds of dead weight back to the apartment. She woke up and that’s when she started pining for her big brother.

And me? My Nyquil has started to take effect. So I’m off to bed. The ride home will be nightmarish, but at sometime tomorrow, Pie will be reunited with her Doodles, and all will be right in the world again.

Can't miss the quesadilla grande at Benny's Burritos.

…Pinkalicious, The Musical!

Nothing controversial about this stop! A trip to Crumbs, for a cupcake
extraordinaire. She ordered the Reeses cupcake. Too bad she didn't
order a pink cupcake because our next stop is…

When searching for this online, I discovered that little girl mani/
pedis are a very controversial topic. I don't wish to debate it. The
girl loved it. And we now have matching nails.

The first stop on our whirlwind day is to the Plaza, Plaza, Plaza to
see, of course, if Eloise was home. We were rawther disappointed to
learn she was running errands with Nanny, but we did get to see her
picture and she was kind enough to leave Pie a postcard.

Note to self: When telling a four-year-old that you’re going to an art show, be sure to emphasize the art part and perhaps use the word “exhibit” instead of “show.” Because, otherwise, after entering an extremely crowded museum (luckily for free through the passes of my mother), you will have a sad child looking for “the people doing a show.”

Today was another trip down memory lane. I recently got back in touch with a former roommate, a woman I met at my first post-college job at Saatchi and Saatchi. We lived together in a one-bedroom apartment in Alphabet City, back when Alphabet City was a scarier part of town, about a year after the riots in Tompkins Square Park. Our apartment was one block north and one block east of the park. I know I’ve written about it before. It was the fifth floor of a walk-up, where the front door didn’t lock, and the light on the third floor landing was out so you’d have to step over the homeless guys sleeping there. She slept in the living room and I slept in the bedroom because, well, I whine loudly and she’s a nicer person than I am. The only closet, though, was in the bedroom so she’d tiptoe in to get her shoes, which was fine except when my sort-of boyfriend was there and when the psycho cat was having flashbacks (we had a cat passed on to us named Motorhead. A female cat named Motorhead. This cat had done more drugs than Flower, myself, the sort of boyfriend, and the rest of the apartment building including the guy sleeping on the third-floor landing put together. This cat was not normal but she did do a thorough job on the mice, of which there were a few). This was the apartment that taught me it is easier to buy more underwear than to cart my clothes down five flights and four blocks away to be cleaned. Hence why Adam does laundry today (no one–I mean no one–can outlast my supply of underwear, so I never, ever need to do laundry). I could continue with this little history for a long, long time, so let’s move on to today.

My roommate, Flower (the name I actually call her, but not her real name), found me online and I got to meet her for breakfast this morning at City Bakery. Pie came with us, got a muffin, met Flower (“Her name is really Flower? I can call her ‘Flower’?”), and then got picked up by my father so Flower and I could catch up. I haven’t seen her since I moved out of New York in 1994. So, you know, it had been a while. It was amazing seeing her–it brought back memories I had long, long forgotten (or repressed?), including a week-long stay in the hospital. How do you forget things like that? I had.

See? The magic of the Internet. I have Flower back! We had a nosh, we did a little shopping (I’m almost good on all my Hanukkah shopping), roaming the Union Square area (more memories–my NYU dorm was on Union Square).

After I said good-bye to Flower, I retrieved Pie and my mother, and we headed to the “art show” that had no “show.” The afternoon was saved, though, because the Guggenheim has a ramp. Oh! What a ramp! She climbed up and up and up! Occasionally we tried to point out the art work (“What do you see here? Aren’t these interesting colors?”) and she’d look for a second and then head back to the ramp. She had some interest in the Anish Kapoor piece and the gold of the beads. But, worryingly, the thing that most interested her was the Kitty Kraus, a room that basically had melted ink all over the floor. And us with those beautiful new floors at home. Oh well.

She became interested in the Kadinsky “bubble” painting after we suggested that when she got back to the apartment she could make her own Kadinsky-inspired art work.

We were hoping to meet the Tweedle Twirp for a late lunch, but Pie pooped, so we headed back to the apartment. Tweedles and I went out for some Japanese food and a trip to the Strand, and Pie stayed back at the apartment to create an art museum with my mom. I listened to Tweedles’s life of academia and woes about bedbugs (yes, she had bedbugs! And did you know a bedbug registry exists? Awesome! She had to heat everything in her apartment to above 120 degrees using some special machine and everything the owned was put in ziplock bags. She also had to buy new furniture. Fun times!), but apparently it’s too soon to joke about the bedbugs, so no snide comments here. We came back to a wonderful art museum in the apartment–Pie spent quite a while making wonderful drawings.

Tomorrow is the day of Pie surprises. I’ll try to post as we do them so you can be surprised along with her. I’m really looking forward to tomorrow and hope the girl can keep her stamina up. We start the day with a breakfast at the gallery that’s having her show, which Pie knows about, and then we continue with the ultimate girl day.

The only thing marring this trip so far is I’ve developed a rather bad cold. I keep checking in with myself (“No fever. Good. Oh, that cough is in my chest and phlegmy. Check. Stuffy nose. Yep.”) just to make sure it’s really a cold and not H1N1. One of my favorite things to do in NYC is of course running. I love going down the West Side, in Henry Hudson park, around the tip of Manhattan. But with this cold, that’s not happening. Luckily race season is over and I’m not training for anything, so I can allow myself to be a slug for a few days.

So for now, I’m off to take my Nyquil. Good night, everyone! Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.