Pie: Today we learned about vegetarians.
Me: Really? Wow. I’m surprised you’d learn that at school. What did you learn about vegetarians?
Pie: That they fought in wars.
Wars? Well, I suppose if they tried to make Adam eat eggplant, they’d have a war on their hands.
Oh, little rivers of tears are streaming down my face (which is is awkward since I just started a new job and decided to catch up on fave blogs while lunching at my desk)! I love this post — so funny and true. Last week I was trying to talk with Dave about taking our cat to the vet(eranian). My lack of coffee, or some general confusion caused me to say, “Well, the vegetarian said….” — and there ensued a discussion of delicious Kitten Paw Pie — should said cat decide to suddenly give it up and we’re in some need of sustenance.