Me: Thanks, Pie, for helping me have such a special birthday. It was really nice.
Pie: You’re welcome.
Me: Can I have a birthday smooch before you go to sleep?
Pie: No.
Me: No? No birthday smooch? Really?
Pie: You can have two next year.
Unreasonable Birthday Expectations
June 25th, 2009 § 2 comments

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!