Me: I need to run by the store and get some Oxiclean.
Pie: What for?
Me: To get the grape juice and wine out of our table cloth.
Pie: I seen that on TV.
Me: Really?
Doodles: Yeah! And you can get a spray with Oxi power! It’ll really clean. All you need is one squirt and it cleans!
Me, vaguely horrified: Oh?
Doodles: See, Mom! TV is good for some things!
