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One-Sided Conversations I Have with Sweetie Pie (Unless You Count “Eeeeee!” as a Response)

August 23rd, 2006 Comments Off on One-Sided Conversations I Have with Sweetie Pie (Unless You Count “Eeeeee!” as a Response)

Sweetie, the floor is doing just fine. No need to feed it your dinner.
How the f*uck did you get all the way up there?
Yes, I know you’re becoming a very good stander. Just no need to practice standing halfway up the slide!
Sweetie Pie, your brother is not a tackling dummy. Get off him now, please.
Sweetie Pie. Sweetie Pie? Sweetie Pie! Where the hell is Sweetie Pie! I walked out of the room for two seconds! Sweetie Piiiiiieeee! For God’s sake, Sweetie Pie, how did you get in there?
Bath water is not for drinking.
Drinking water is not for spitting.
Why do your cheeks look like that? What are you up to? Ohmygod, how many rocks did you stuff in there?!?

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