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Mornings in Our House

Me: I slept oddly. And I had a dream that we got a divorce. Husband: Huh. Well, good thing you didn’t dream about your teeth falling out. That would be really bad. Me: What?! Husband: Isn’t it supposed to be bad to dream about teeth falling out? Me: As opposed to our divorce? Pie: Are […]

Strike a Flame

It is possible that I am sitting here in total sugar shock because I finished off the bag of Oreos that Lilith brought over last night for movie night. Now, I’m not saying this is what has happened. I am merely saying it is possible. Of course the daze could also be the numbness that […]

Slave to the FitBit

My kids have figured out how to game my FitBit. I admit it: I’m a slave to my FitBit (and, boy, I wish someone were paying me to proselytize about the FitBit, but this is all just me; and for you Luddites out there, a FitBit is a very fancy pedometer). I compete with friends […]

Back in the (Bundled Up) Swing of Things

I love how helpful weather.com is: On today’s report it says it’s “12, feels like -5.” But it advises me: “Much colder than yesterday.” Who knew? Last week, this was me (I’m hard to see, but I’m out there in that little kayak with my sort-of cousin): And now? Well, you all watch the news. […]

Happy 2014!

Just Need to Make It 15 More Minutes

Best Yankee Swap Gift Ever!

Friendly New Year’s Competition

So Long 2013

I had great plans for the last day of 2013. I was going to catch up on all my Goodreads reviews, post photos to the photo blog, take a nap, cook for New Years. Instead, I ate duck fat fries. So I will enter the new year with the best of intentions and little else. […]

Absolute Corruption

Can’t speak of this, because the phones might be tapped. I suspect this blog is being monitored. All I know is we’re in Miami Beach, and corruption is afoot. Miami is well known for corruption. And I could tell stories about the strange things I’ve seen here as a kid (and, as a matter of […]