{"id":995,"date":"2003-10-15T21:27:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-15T21:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/10\/the-lies-web-sites-tell.html"},"modified":"2003-10-15T21:27:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-15T21:27:00","slug":"the-lies-web-sites-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/10\/the-lies-web-sites-tell.html","title":{"rendered":"The Lies Web Sites Tell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the middle of an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ofoto.com\">Ofoto<\/a> order (lots of pictures of the Doodlebug!), when its site went down. Up popped a screen that read, &#8220;We are currently experiencing a high volume of Ofoto members uploading and sharing their photos.&#8221;  That&#8217;s right up there with &#8220;currently conducting standard site maintenance&#8221; or &#8220;updating our server,&#8221; which is on par with &#8220;I&#8217;ll call.&#8221; Sure, no company wants to admit its site went down, but really, how dumb do they think we are? Does anyone believe them? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.babycenter.com\">Baby Center<\/a> gets high marks for having the most creative site-down page: it&#8217;s a picture of a bare-butted baby and it reads, &#8220;You caught us with our pants down.&#8221;<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the middle of an Ofoto order (lots of pictures of the Doodlebug!), when its site went down. Up popped a screen that read, &#8220;We are currently experiencing a high volume of Ofoto members uploading and sharing their photos.&#8221; That&#8217;s right up there with &#8220;currently conducting standard site maintenance&#8221; or &#8220;updating our server,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}