{"id":986,"date":"2003-10-29T16:52:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-29T16:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/10\/weve-secretly-replaced-the-baby-in-this-fine-house-with-folgers-crystals.html"},"modified":"2003-10-29T16:52:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-29T16:52:00","slug":"weve-secretly-replaced-the-baby-in-this-fine-house-with-folgers-crystals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/10\/weve-secretly-replaced-the-baby-in-this-fine-house-with-folgers-crystals.html","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;ve Secretly Replaced the Baby in This Fine House with Folgers Crystals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is day two of the Pod Baby. I&#8217;m not sure what planet he came from or what they&#8217;ve done with the <i>real<\/i> Doodlebug, but I&#8217;m loving every second of this alien child. Yesterday, friends (one grown-up and one baby) came over to hang out. We decided to bake cookies (yes, it&#8217;s true! I&#8217;ve embraced suburban haus-frauism in its entirety) and watch a movie. I put the Doodlebug in his bouncy chair, which is always a risky endeavor because it&#8217;s a love\/hate thing between the baby and the chair, and he sat quietly and alert for over two hours! He smiled, he cooed, he just stared into space. Today, I wanted to get some writing done, so I crossed my fingers and put the Doodlebug in the bouncy chair in my office. Once again, he just sat and looked around. When he looked like he might fuss, I rocked his chair with my foot, and he&#8217;d immediately calm down. I not only got to make a cup of tea&#8230; I got to drink it! I finished revising a story I&#8217;d been working on. I read a few e-mails (but didn&#8217;t respond&#8211;that will happen one of these days). I picked up a few things around the house. He did get a little fussy, but calmed when I picked him up. After his feeding, more fussiness ensued. So I put him in his Pack N Play. And amazingly, he got smiley and quite, batting a bit at the mobile, staring some at his crib toy, and when he&#8217;d had enough of that, he turned his head and stared at the gray wall of the crib. And now? Now he is happily asleep. It&#8217;s a Pod Baby! I hope he stays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is day two of the Pod Baby. I&#8217;m not sure what planet he came from or what they&#8217;ve done with the real Doodlebug, but I&#8217;m loving every second of this alien child. Yesterday, friends (one grown-up and one baby) came over to hang out. We decided to bake cookies (yes, it&#8217;s true! I&#8217;ve embraced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}