{"id":977,"date":"2003-11-05T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-05T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/11\/the-world-series-of-boredom.html"},"modified":"2003-11-05T20:26:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-05T20:26:00","slug":"the-world-series-of-boredom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/11\/the-world-series-of-boredom.html","title":{"rendered":"The World Series of Boredom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday I went to the gym. I only had an hour till the gym closed, so I got on the treadmill. Man, am I out of shape. I ran a 12:30 mile for three miles and I thought I was going to collapse. I did the rest of my run at a walk. I listen to my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.samsungusa.com\/cgi-bin\/nabc\/yepp\/yepp_home.jsp\">Yepp<\/a> while I work out (and I desperately need to put new workout music on it), but I always glance at the TVs above the treadmills, just because they are there. One of them is always tuned to ESPN and I couldn&#8217;t believe they were showing the World Series of Poker. Wow, I thought, there must really be nothing going on in the world of sports. After my workout, I get home and as I&#8217;m opening the door, I say to Adam, &#8220;You wouldn&#8217;t believe the crap that&#8217;s on ESPN. They&#8217;re showing the World Series of Poker!&#8221; Adam said excitedly, &#8220;I know! I&#8217;m watching it. It&#8217;s awesome!&#8221; Let&#8217;s hope my son turns out to be more interesting than my husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday I went to the gym. I only had an hour till the gym closed, so I got on the treadmill. Man, am I out of shape. I ran a 12:30 mile for three miles and I thought I was going to collapse. I did the rest of my run at a walk. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}