{"id":962,"date":"2003-11-19T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-19T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/11\/and-he-only-gets-up-half-the-time-at-night.html"},"modified":"2003-11-19T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-19T22:59:00","slug":"and-he-only-gets-up-half-the-time-at-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/11\/and-he-only-gets-up-half-the-time-at-night.html","title":{"rendered":"And He Only Gets  Up Half the Time at Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam has reached a new low. I was sitting in my office, updating this very blog, when I heard a strange noise in the living room. When I investigated, I discovered that Adam had fallen asleep in front of <i>his computer<\/i>, and I was hearing his semi-snoring deep sleep breathing! He&#8217;s always fallen asleep in front of the TV, but the computer? What has fatherhood done to him?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam has reached a new low. I was sitting in my office, updating this very blog, when I heard a strange noise in the living room. When I investigated, I discovered that Adam had fallen asleep in front of his computer, and I was hearing his semi-snoring deep sleep breathing! He&#8217;s always fallen asleep in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}