{"id":952,"date":"2003-12-03T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-03T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/family-time.html"},"modified":"2003-12-03T21:20:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-03T21:20:00","slug":"family-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/family-time.html","title":{"rendered":"Family Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always dangerous to write about people who are going to read your blog, but how could I not comment on my family&#8217;s trip up to see us for Thanksgiving. As always, Tweeds was a great sport, and she, without complaint, slept on an Aerobed on the nursery floor as my parents got the guest room (at what point does the room switch from a nursery to a bedroom? Is it totally literal&#8211;when the Doodlebug switches to a bed? Or can it be a bedroom before that?). My father was his usual self: high maintenance in denial (he thinks he&#8217;s easy going) with lots of wit. And then there was my mom. I&#8217;d like to quote all family members equally, but it&#8217;s so hard when my mom is visiting. My mom is the Gracie Allen of our family and everyone else is her straight man. I mean what else can you say about woman who can give you the exact vintage of a Diet Coke (and she can detect the subtle variation in a Diet Coke that&#8217;s past its prime, a distinction no mere mortal palette could tell). A woman who says, &#8220;Mmm, I&#8217;d love a Dunkin Donut to go with my Diet Coke.&#8221; (Blech!) A woman who, while playing a family game of Trivial Pursuit, answers &#8220;Teddy Roosevelt&#8221; because she forgot she was playing with the &#8217;60s version. However, I can&#8217;t mention any of these things because then my mom might think I was picking on her. So let&#8217;s just say it was quiet, uneventful trip. No need to disrupt the family peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always dangerous to write about people who are going to read your blog, but how could I not comment on my family&#8217;s trip up to see us for Thanksgiving. As always, Tweeds was a great sport, and she, without complaint, slept on an Aerobed on the nursery floor as my parents got the guest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}