{"id":950,"date":"2003-12-10T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/the-sounds-of-not-even-close-to-silence.html"},"modified":"2003-12-10T20:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-10T20:31:00","slug":"the-sounds-of-not-even-close-to-silence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/the-sounds-of-not-even-close-to-silence.html","title":{"rendered":"The Sounds of Not-Even-Close-to Silence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? I&#8217;M SORRY, I CAN&#8217;T HEAR YOU OVER&#8230; Oh, wait, that&#8217;s better. Ah, silence. Oops, I spoke too soon. Because when the vacuum cleaner goes off, the Doodlebug goes on. The Doodlebug loves his white noise. And the fastest silencer is our vacuum cleaner (and here I thought we had bought it for our new carpet. Turns out we bought it for our new baby). But our vacuum cleaner is a loud mutha and it annoys me to no end to have it on. And since I can only vacuum the upstairs so many times (downstairs is hardwood floors), I end up just turning the vacuum cleaner on its side and letting it go. Adam plans on recording it, but I have little hope that a CD recording will perform the magic of the real live Hoover. (And hey, added bonus, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hoover.com\/db\/xq\/asp.hvrProductMain\/prodid.139\/SubID.5\/ModID.694\/qx\/WindTunnelBaglessUpright.htm\">it<\/a> picks up dirt, too.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? I&#8217;M SORRY, I CAN&#8217;T HEAR YOU OVER&#8230; Oh, wait, that&#8217;s better. Ah, silence. Oops, I spoke too soon. Because when the vacuum cleaner goes off, the Doodlebug goes on. The Doodlebug loves his white noise. And the fastest silencer is our vacuum cleaner (and here I thought we had bought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}