{"id":949,"date":"2003-12-10T20:53:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-10T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/just-what-you-need-to-pick-up-your-husbands-viagra.html"},"modified":"2003-12-10T20:53:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-10T20:53:00","slug":"just-what-you-need-to-pick-up-your-husbands-viagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/just-what-you-need-to-pick-up-your-husbands-viagra.html","title":{"rendered":"Just What You Need to Pick Up Your Husband&#8217;s Viagra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, running an errand at Walgreens with the Doodlebug, what do we spot in the parking lot? As if we could miss it. A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hummer.com\/\">Hummer<\/a>. It took up half the parking lot (which Walgreens shares with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.traderjoes.com\/\">Trader Joes<\/a>, which just screams &#8220;Hummer,&#8221; doesn&#8217;t it?). Behind the wheel was just another suburban woman. We live in Arlington, for goodness&#8217; sake. There isn&#8217;t a dirt road, never mind desert or wilderness, to drive upon for miles and miles and miles. Why do you need a Hummer to pick up your vitamins and hair color? Please. These people should just wear signs that read, &#8220;I&#8217;m tough. And rich, too. And I have a tiny dick.&#8221; It&#8217;s much more to the point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, running an errand at Walgreens with the Doodlebug, what do we spot in the parking lot? As if we could miss it. A Hummer. It took up half the parking lot (which Walgreens shares with Trader Joes, which just screams &#8220;Hummer,&#8221; doesn&#8217;t it?). Behind the wheel was just another suburban woman. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}