{"id":936,"date":"2003-12-24T18:16:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-24T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/no-substitutions.html"},"modified":"2003-12-24T18:16:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-24T18:16:00","slug":"no-substitutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2003\/12\/no-substitutions.html","title":{"rendered":"No Substitutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Doodlebug is a little smarter than I had given him credit for. I would like the Doodlebug to take a pacifier. It would make mine and Adam&#8217;s life infinitely easier if we could just plug that little guy up and have him drift off with a binky in his mouth. One of my mom friends suggested that, at night, since the Doodlebug likes to fall asleep as he nurses, that when he begins to drift off, I slowly pull his mouth off of me and quickly insert a pacifier, keeping him pressed up against me so he doesn&#8217;t realize a switch was made. It would get him used to the pacifier. I tried it. I thought he was fully asleep, so I quickly gave him his pacifier. He continued to suck. And suck. But the sucking slowed a little. And then there was a pause. And another slow suck. And a pause. Another hesitant suck. His little brow furrowed. He took another suck. A loud one. And he slowly, ever so slowly, turned his head, and as he took another suck, I could see the tiny wheel in his head turning, as he thought, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m still sucking on something. But I know the breast doesn&#8217;t move with me. My head moves, then I have nothing to suck on. Yet, I moved my head and there&#8217;s still something in my mouth&#8230;&#8221;&#8211;even deeper furrows, wrinkling of eyes, scrunching of nose as the truth hits&#8211;&#8220;HEY, THAT&#8217;S NOT MY MOM&#8217;S BREAST!&#8221; And there go the screams and the wide-open eyes. And it&#8217;s back to the beginning. But with no pacifier this time. I&#8217;m not training the Doodlebug; he&#8217;s training me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the Doodlebug is a little smarter than I had given him credit for. I would like the Doodlebug to take a pacifier. It would make mine and Adam&#8217;s life infinitely easier if we could just plug that little guy up and have him drift off with a binky in his mouth. One of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}