{"id":91,"date":"2009-09-06T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T07:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/the-circle-of-life.html"},"modified":"2009-09-06T07:24:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T07:24:00","slug":"the-circle-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/the-circle-of-life.html","title":{"rendered":"The Circle of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the day of the birthday parties: Doodles is going Mad Scientist; Pie is going Piggy Party.<\/p>\n<p>Adam: What would you like from the bagel store?<br \/>Pie: I want a bagel with egg and bacon on the side. I need bacon because I&#8217;m having a piggy party!<br \/>Doodles: Bacon is <i>made<\/i> out of pig!<br \/>Pie: I know! So I need to eat bacon today! For my piggy party, I need to eat bacon!<\/p>\n<p>I hope she&#8217;s not disappointed when I don&#8217;t serve bacon today at the actual party to her entirely <i>Jewish<\/i> guest list (she goes to a Jewish preschool).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the day of the birthday parties: Doodles is going Mad Scientist; Pie is going Piggy Party. Adam: What would you like from the bagel store?Pie: I want a bagel with egg and bacon on the side. I need bacon because I&#8217;m having a piggy party!Doodles: Bacon is made out of pig!Pie: I know! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36,5],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-birthday","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}