{"id":905,"date":"2004-02-25T19:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-25T19:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/02\/the-trouble-with-marriage.html"},"modified":"2004-02-25T19:58:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-25T19:58:00","slug":"the-trouble-with-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/02\/the-trouble-with-marriage.html","title":{"rendered":"The Trouble with Marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam and I have a solid relationship, but there are times when it&#8217;s obvious he just doesn&#8217;t understand me. He says things like, &#8220;You know, that seventh <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marshmallowpeeps.com\/\">peep<\/a> is going to make you feel nauseous,&#8221; and he doesn&#8217;t get that, yes, the fact that jelly beans are a fat-free food <i>does<\/i> mean that you can eat an entire bag in one sitting. Other things trouble me as well. It&#8217;s like how he doesn&#8217;t understand why the <a href=\"http:\/\/pub208.ezboard.com\/bsonsofsamhorn\">Sons of Sam Horn<\/a> is silly, but the <a href=\"http:\/\/bbs.babycenter.com\/bbs\/\">Baby Center boards<\/a> are critical to our family&#8217;s well being. He doesn&#8217;t see that  black-and-white films are not only wonderful, but that the worst of them is still superior to the best of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0003620\/\">Kevin Smith<\/a>. Luckily he always remembers that I take my lattes nonfat, decaf with one teaspoon of sugar and that I don&#8217;t like my beans touching my rice, so I guess I&#8217;ll keep him anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam and I have a solid relationship, but there are times when it&#8217;s obvious he just doesn&#8217;t understand me. He says things like, &#8220;You know, that seventh peep is going to make you feel nauseous,&#8221; and he doesn&#8217;t get that, yes, the fact that jelly beans are a fat-free food does mean that you can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}