{"id":90,"date":"2009-09-06T07:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T07:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/fire-the-dishwasher.html"},"modified":"2009-09-06T07:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T07:36:00","slug":"fire-the-dishwasher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/fire-the-dishwasher.html","title":{"rendered":"Fire the Dishwasher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: I&#8217;m going to get some water.<\/p>\n<p>Grabs a cup from the drawer. Walks to the fridge. Sniffs. Turns around.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: I need another cup. This cup smells like tushie.<\/p>\n<p>She opens the drawer. Pulls out a different cup. And puts the tushie cup&#8230; back in the drawer.<\/p>\n<p>Can I get you something to drink?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: I&#8217;m going to get some water. Grabs a cup from the drawer. Walks to the fridge. Sniffs. Turns around. Pie: I need another cup. This cup smells like tushie. She opens the drawer. Pulls out a different cup. And puts the tushie cup&#8230; back in the drawer. Can I get you something to drink?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}