{"id":898,"date":"2004-03-10T23:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T23:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/03\/why-adam-doesnt-do-the-shopping.html"},"modified":"2004-03-10T23:40:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-10T23:40:00","slug":"why-adam-doesnt-do-the-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/03\/why-adam-doesnt-do-the-shopping.html","title":{"rendered":"Why Adam Doesn&#8217;t Do the Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of Adam&#8217;s fraternity buddies&#8217; daughters has her first birthday this coming weekend. A few of us got together last weekend to wish her a happy birthday. I told Adam to buy a present for her. Oh, he was so proud of himself. He came back with something he saw at a friend&#8217;s house a while ago: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/1583940537\/jennyspage-20\">this book<\/a>. &#8220;Are you serious?&#8221; I asked him. &#8220;You do know that this is a present for the baby, not his father.&#8221; &#8220;No, no,&#8221; he said. &#8220;It&#8217;s perfect. They&#8217;ll love it.&#8221; Right. Anyway, I let him give her the book. But I also bought her a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.target.com\/gp\/detail.html\/602-1588854-6204602?asin=B000068FC8\">toy<\/a> from me and Doodles. Guess which present was more of a hit with the parents? Of course, the baby was happiest chewing on the birthday card. We should have just gotten her a stack of cardboard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of Adam&#8217;s fraternity buddies&#8217; daughters has her first birthday this coming weekend. A few of us got together last weekend to wish her a happy birthday. I told Adam to buy a present for her. Oh, he was so proud of himself. He came back with something he saw at a friend&#8217;s house a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}