{"id":896,"date":"2004-03-17T15:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-17T15:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/03\/prime-time.html"},"modified":"2004-03-17T15:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-17T15:03:00","slug":"prime-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/03\/prime-time.html","title":{"rendered":"Prime Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My father has it in his head that he&#8217;s going to teach Doodles all the math and science he needs to know. So he&#8217;s starting the lessons. Only he refuses to start at the beginning&#8211;too boring, he says. So he&#8217;s teaching Doodles his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.utm.edu\/research\/primes\/lists\/small\/1000.txt\">prime numbers<\/a>. Over the course of the weekend, my father would raise his arm and shout, &#8220;It&#8217;s prime time!&#8221; And then he&#8217;d yell out, &#8220;Two! Three! Five!&#8221; Of course, when Doodles was feeling sick, he was &#8220;not ready for prime time,&#8221; however, I decided that teaching him to say &#8220;Jane, you ignorant slut,&#8221; wasn&#8217;t the best thing to teach an almost-seven-month old.  When I need to hire a math tutor because Doodles doesn&#8217;t understand that one and four need to fit in there somewhere when counting, I&#8217;m sending the bill to my dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My father has it in his head that he&#8217;s going to teach Doodles all the math and science he needs to know. So he&#8217;s starting the lessons. Only he refuses to start at the beginning&#8211;too boring, he says. So he&#8217;s teaching Doodles his prime numbers. Over the course of the weekend, my father would raise [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}