{"id":89,"date":"2009-09-06T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T07:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/the-y-chromosome.html"},"modified":"2009-09-06T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T07:29:00","slug":"the-y-chromosome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/the-y-chromosome.html","title":{"rendered":"The Y Chromosome"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s a loose connection in my boy’s head. He’s just, well, doing this strange little thing. His latest:<\/p>\n

Doodles: Pie, look! I’m going to punch myself in the wiener!<\/p>\n

At first I found myself scolding, “We don’t punch ourselves in the private parts!”<\/p>\n

Now I’ve resigned myself to, “Go to your room until you’re done punching yourself in the p*enis!”<\/p>\n

I sent him there about ten minutes ago. He hasn’t emerged. But I do hear coming from his CD player–and he’s singing along–to “Eye of the Tiger.”<\/p>\n

Oy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s a loose connection in my boy’s head. He’s just, well, doing this strange little thing. His latest: Doodles: Pie, look! I’m going to punch myself in the wiener! At first I found myself scolding, “We don’t punch ourselves in the private parts!” Now I’ve resigned myself to, “Go to your room until you’re done […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}