{"id":865,"date":"2004-04-21T17:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T17:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/04\/i-married-a-girl.html"},"modified":"2004-04-21T17:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-21T17:06:00","slug":"i-married-a-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/04\/i-married-a-girl.html","title":{"rendered":"I Married a Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s count how many things are wrong with the following sentence that Adam uttered on Monday night (I&#8217;m not making this up, I swear): &#8220;When I was looking at the book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/1573223573\/jennyspage-20\"><i>What Not to Wear<\/i><\/a> [that&#8217;s one], it said that a person shaped liked you [that&#8217;s two] shouldn&#8217;t wear a shirt like that [that&#8217;s three]. Because you have, you know, bigger arms [four]. Not that your arms are big. They aren&#8217;t. They&#8217;re just bigger [and that would be five].&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s count how many things are wrong with the following sentence that Adam uttered on Monday night (I&#8217;m not making this up, I swear): &#8220;When I was looking at the book What Not to Wear [that&#8217;s one], it said that a person shaped liked you [that&#8217;s two] shouldn&#8217;t wear a shirt like that [that&#8217;s three]. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}