{"id":85,"date":"2009-09-20T22:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T22:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/from-the-mouths-of-babes-4.html"},"modified":"2009-09-20T22:05:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-20T22:05:00","slug":"from-the-mouths-of-babes-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/09\/from-the-mouths-of-babes-4.html","title":{"rendered":"From the Mouths of Babes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Getting ready for bed, Doodles tried to pull down Pie&#8217;s underwear. <br \/>Pie: Doodles! Stop that!<br \/>Doodles: Ha ha! I just saw your butt gutter!<\/p>\n<p>In the timeless tradition of my father, we do Quiz Questions at dinner. Tonight:<br \/>Me: What&#8217;s the next holiday coming up?<br \/>Pie: Yom Kippur!<br \/>Me: And what do the grown-ups do on Yom Kippur?<br \/>Pie: Um&#8230; fashion!<\/p>\n<p>We occasionally give hints. Because sometimes the answers are off.  The past few times, I&#8217;ve asked&#8230;<br \/>Me: Who&#8217;s the vice president?<br \/>Doodles: Bill Clinton!<br \/>Me: No!<br \/>Pie: George Washington!<br \/>Me: No!<br \/>I give the hint every time, using the name of a local restaurant chain. So tonight when I asked, they wanted a hint.<br \/>Me: Who&#8217;s the vice president.<br \/>Doodles: Give us a hint!<br \/>Me: No! We&#8217;ve done this too many times before. You shouldn&#8217;t need a hint anymore.<br \/>Pie: I know! It&#8217;s&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notyouraveragejoes.com\/\">Not Your Average Joe<\/a> Biden!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Getting ready for bed, Doodles tried to pull down Pie&#8217;s underwear. Pie: Doodles! Stop that!Doodles: Ha ha! I just saw your butt gutter! In the timeless tradition of my father, we do Quiz Questions at dinner. Tonight:Me: What&#8217;s the next holiday coming up?Pie: Yom Kippur!Me: And what do the grown-ups do on Yom Kippur?Pie: Um&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,5],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}