{"id":831,"date":"2004-06-30T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/06\/mama-was-a-hippie-and-papa-was-a-rolling-stone.html"},"modified":"2004-06-30T19:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-30T19:47:00","slug":"mama-was-a-hippie-and-papa-was-a-rolling-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/06\/mama-was-a-hippie-and-papa-was-a-rolling-stone.html","title":{"rendered":"Mama Was a Hippie and Papa Was a Rolling Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so Papa wasn&#8217;t a rolling stone (he wasn&#8217;t even a Papa; he was a Peter), but Mama definitely was a hippie, or at least a hippie-wanna-be (hard to be a hippie with two kids, a mortgage, and a Mercury Cougar). She did her best to instill all those good old fashioned liberal ideas, using that good old fashioned tool of the liberals&#8211;song&#8211;into me and the Tweedle Twirp. It began with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000002KA2\/jennyspage-20\">Peter, Paul, and Mary<\/a>. It continued when we went to camp, where we sang songs such as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.niehs.nih.gov\/kids\/lyrics\/hammer.htm\">&#8220;If I Had a Hammer.&#8221;<\/a> And what liberal childhood is complete without <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000002VDL\/jennyspage-20\"><i>Free To Be &#8230; You And Me<\/i><\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>So now, I fight the evilness that lurks in our house (aka Adam&#8217;s politics) using the powers my mother passed on to me. Adam, as he was influenced by his hippie-bashing father, doesn&#8217;t understand the potency of song (when I called Tweedles tonight to confer with her on the words of &#8220;If I Had a Hammer,&#8221; Adam said at one point, &#8220;She&#8217;s singing to you, isn&#8217;t she?&#8221; which is something he finds alien. As he said, &#8220;You know, I grew up in a household where not every statement inspired someone to break out into song.&#8221; Welcome to the Brown Family. I&#8217;m sure, right now this second, that sentence led my mother to think of some song that she&#8217;s now singing).<\/p>\n<p>So, every morning, in my subversive suburban way, I play &#8220;Free to Be&#8230; You and Me&#8221; for Doodles. I skip over the spoken word parts&#8211;don&#8217;t get me wrong; these are still some of my favorite parts (how can you not love, &#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m a baby.&#8221; &#8220;What do you think I am, a loaf of bread?&#8221; &#8220;You could be, what do I know? I was just born five minutes ago!&#8221; but at ten months, Doodles doesn&#8217;t appreciate <i>my<\/i> spoken word, never mind a CD&#8217;s spoken word). He rolls around on the diaper changing table to &#8220;Every girl in this land, grows to be her own woman.&#8221; He pulls himself up on his toy to &#8220;When I grow up, will I be pretty? Will you be big and tall?&#8221; He yanks all the books off the shelf to &#8220;Some mommies are ranchers or poetry makers.&#8221; He wails and we call it a morning at &#8220;A doll said, William, is what I need, to wash and clean, and dress and feed.&#8221; (I consider this proof for the &#8220;he&#8217;s straight&#8221; side; other proof: he pulls off bibs and hats; the kid despises accessories. Evidence on the &#8220;he&#8217;s gay&#8221; side: he flirts more with boys than girls. Either&#8217;s okay with me; I just hate not being in the know.)<\/p>\n<p>Adam doesn&#8217;t understand the power of the music. Oh, but he&#8217;ll learn. In five years, Adam&#8217;s not going to know what hit him when Doodles demands universal health care and day care and a complete overhaul of the welfare system. And I&#8217;ll credit it all to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0005486\/\">Marlo Thomas<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so Papa wasn&#8217;t a rolling stone (he wasn&#8217;t even a Papa; he was a Peter), but Mama definitely was a hippie, or at least a hippie-wanna-be (hard to be a hippie with two kids, a mortgage, and a Mercury Cougar). She did her best to instill all those good old fashioned liberal ideas, using [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}