{"id":83,"date":"2009-10-01T19:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T19:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/10\/i-cant-get-no-respect.html"},"modified":"2009-10-01T19:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T19:09:00","slug":"i-cant-get-no-respect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/10\/i-cant-get-no-respect.html","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Get No Respect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We played <a href=\"http:\/.\/.\/2009\/04\/two-truths-and-lie.html\">Two Truths and a Lie<\/a> at dinner tonight. We were having a nice dinner, as the day actually wasn&#8217;t bad at all. For my turn:<\/p>\n<p>Me: Today I saw M.&#8217;s mom at the YMCA when I went to workout; today I went to Starbucks to have coffee because no one made me any coffee at home; today I returned two SIGG bottles to Whole Foods.<br \/>Pie: SIGG bottles.<br \/>Adam: M&#8217;s mom.<br \/>Doodles: Starbucks.<\/p>\n<p>Starbucks was the logical answer, as Adam conveniently left early to go to the gym, but didn&#8217;t set up the coffeemaker for me. And I don&#8217;t make coffee. Just don&#8217;t. Don&#8217;t know why. Just don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Doodles is right.<br \/>Pie: So you didn&#8217;t have coffee at Starbucks?<br \/>Me: No.<br \/>Pie: Then where <i>did<\/i> you have your coffee?<br \/>Me: Nowhere. I didn&#8217;t have any coffee today.<br \/>Doodles: Oooh! That&#8217;s why you were cranky today!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We played Two Truths and a Lie at dinner tonight. We were having a nice dinner, as the day actually wasn&#8217;t bad at all. For my turn: Me: Today I saw M.&#8217;s mom at the YMCA when I went to workout; today I went to Starbucks to have coffee because no one made me any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,5],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}