{"id":784,"date":"2004-09-22T20:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-22T20:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/09\/first-time-moms.html"},"modified":"2004-09-22T20:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-22T20:10:00","slug":"first-time-moms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/09\/first-time-moms.html","title":{"rendered":"First-Time Moms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything more pathetic than a mother calling her doctor to say, &#8220;Um, my son won&#8217;t stop sticking his finger in my belly button&#8221;? Yeah. I didn&#8217;t think so. (And in my defense, it was getting pretty extreme!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything more pathetic than a mother calling her doctor to say, &#8220;Um, my son won&#8217;t stop sticking his finger in my belly button&#8221;? Yeah. I didn&#8217;t think so. (And in my defense, it was getting pretty extreme!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}