{"id":780,"date":"2004-09-22T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-22T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/09\/it-is-foolish-to-pluck-out-ones-hair-for-sorrow.html"},"modified":"2004-09-22T20:08:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-22T20:08:00","slug":"it-is-foolish-to-pluck-out-ones-hair-for-sorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/09\/it-is-foolish-to-pluck-out-ones-hair-for-sorrow.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;It is foolish to pluck out one&#8217;s hair for sorrow&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I now know how those haircutting places get away with charging $15 to cut an infant\/toddler&#8217;s hair. If Doodles grew as fast as his hair does, well he&#8217;d easily be the youngest player on&#8230; okay so I don&#8217;t know my basketball teams so insert the name of a good basketball team here. So the other night I went after him with a scissors. As he sat in his booster seat eating dinner (Adam fed him), I tried to trim his locks. Oy. You know that dorky kid in school&#8211;and every school has one&#8211;who smells funny and his hair just looks all wrong and no one wants to sit near him? Well, that&#8217;s my son (okay, so he only smells bad certain times of the day, but work with me here, people!). Doodles, I apologize. Next time, we either invest in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flowbee.com\/\">Flowbee<\/a> or I shell out the $15.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I now know how those haircutting places get away with charging $15 to cut an infant\/toddler&#8217;s hair. If Doodles grew as fast as his hair does, well he&#8217;d easily be the youngest player on&#8230; okay so I don&#8217;t know my basketball teams so insert the name of a good basketball team here. So the other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}