{"id":751,"date":"2004-11-17T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T18:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/11\/youll-eat-those-words.html"},"modified":"2004-11-17T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-17T18:20:00","slug":"youll-eat-those-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/11\/youll-eat-those-words.html","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ll Eat Those Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything more annoying than having an arrogant [fill in expletive of your choice] for a husband&#8211;a husband who despises running and who exercises approximately once every other month&#8211;who says things like, &#8220;<i>I<\/i> could do a 4:40 marathon! I&#8217;ll do it next year. You&#8217;ll see.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t think there was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything more annoying than having an arrogant [fill in expletive of your choice] for a husband&#8211;a husband who despises running and who exercises approximately once every other month&#8211;who says things like, &#8220;I could do a 4:40 marathon! I&#8217;ll do it next year. You&#8217;ll see.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t think there was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}