{"id":750,"date":"2004-11-17T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/11\/short-takes-2.html"},"modified":"2004-11-17T18:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-17T18:44:00","slug":"short-takes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/11\/short-takes-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Short Takes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s postings will be light, as I&#8217;m saving my words for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nanowrimo.org\">Nanowrimo<\/a>. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s on my mind, though:<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;Words I never thought I&#8217;d say: Doodles, how many times do I have to tell you, you&#8217;re only allowed to flush the toilet once a day!<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;There really aren&#8217;t enough opportunities in life to wear one&#8217;s medals. There should be more medal-wearing occasions.<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;In case anyone was wondering, Doodles is not yet ready for finger painting. Let&#8217;s just say it wasn&#8217;t a pretty site and if you&#8217;re wondering why Doodles&#8217;s a*ss (I mean tushie) is multi-hued, well, you can fill in the blanks.<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;In reading an article in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\"><i>New York Times<\/i><\/a> Style Section, I learned that bars in Minneapolis are now legally allowed to stay open until 2 a.m., although most still close at 1 a.m. My first thought was, &#8220;Now why would anyone need to be drinking at 2 a.m.?&#8221; when it suddenly occured to me that I spent eight years living in Seattle bitching and moaning that bars closed at the freakin&#8217; early hour of 2 a.m. It is absolutely inconceivable to me that at some point in my life, I thought 2 a.m. was an acceptable hour to be out and about and drinking.<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;First trip to the E.R. for Doodles and we all survived. Wooden slide at the toddler gym, an overexcited boy lunging for the slide, and three stitches after a two-hour wait in the E.R. It&#8217;s official: we&#8217;re in toddlerdom.<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;We&#8217;ve got words! Okay, just two of them, but Doodles now says &#8220;apple&#8221; and &#8220;baby.&#8221; Of course since he won&#8217;t eat apples and we really don&#8217;t know many babies younger than him, these aren&#8217;t the most helpful words. I&#8217;m been working on more useful words, but so far, no success. But I keep trying! Before you know it, Doodles will be saying words like &#8220;Veggie Booty&#8221; and &#8220;Mommy needs a martini.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;We&#8217;re also getting a lot of &#8220;yeahs.&#8221; Hence yesterday&#8217;s conversation: &#8220;Are you going to go into the car seat nicely?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; &#8220;Really? Do you have any idea what I just asked?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; &#8220;Are you going to fly to the moon so you can have green cheese for dinner?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;The only thing better than the &#8220;yeah&#8221;s are the &#8220;uh oh&#8221;s. These are usually following something he intentionally did like when his sippy cup is being lobbed across the room. &#8220;Uh oh.&#8221; Charming. Utterly charming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s postings will be light, as I&#8217;m saving my words for Nanowrimo. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s on my mind, though: &#8211;Words I never thought I&#8217;d say: Doodles, how many times do I have to tell you, you&#8217;re only allowed to flush the toilet once a day! &#8211;There really aren&#8217;t enough opportunities in life to wear one&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}