{"id":747,"date":"2004-11-27T20:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-27T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/11\/leftovers.html"},"modified":"2004-11-27T20:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-27T20:29:00","slug":"leftovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/11\/leftovers.html","title":{"rendered":"Leftovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Words I never thought I&#8217;d hear Adam utter: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like the Wiggles. Well, at least, some of them.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>After reading how toxic raw turkey is, on Wednesday night after brining the turkey, I bleached everything. I used bleach on the sink, the floor, the back wall, the counter, the side of the fridge, the front of the dishwasher. In the process, I also bleached the shirt I was wearing. Simply didn&#8217;t think about it and got giant pale blotches across the front of my shirt. Which wouldn&#8217;t be so bad&#8230; if I didn&#8217;t do the <i>exact<\/i> same thing the next afternoon. Well, not <i>exactly<\/i> the same. The second time around I also bleached my pants.<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>My holiday shopping is absolutely complete and except for two items that have yet to arrive, everything is wrapped. The holiday cards have been made (every year I make my own and every year I think, &#8220;Why the hell am I doing this?&#8221;) but not yet written and mailed&#8211;although they will be soon!<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>There was a specific toy I wanted for Doodles (and I&#8217;m not saying what it is because I&#8217;m also getting one for another friend&#8217;s son; I don&#8217;t think that friend reads my blog, but just in case&#8230;). I really wanted it for him even though he won&#8217;t know or care one iota if he doesn&#8217;t get it. The whole thing was really irrational. I ordered it from Amazon, but they went out of stock on it (not that I got an e-mail about it or anything&#8211;it may not be available till February and it took me wondering where it was to investigate my account. I&#8217;m still an Amazon fan&#8211;they brainwashed it into us&#8211;but come on, guys!). So I searched ebay. But it was a fortune on ebay and I just couldn&#8217;t justify it. So I called the manufacturer and ordered it from them. Once done, I was quite pleased with myself. Until I realized, I&#8217;m <i>that<\/i> mother. I&#8217;m the mother who is beating up other mothers to get to that last Cabbage Patch doll on the shelf. Not pretty.<br \/>\n<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been pimping out my son. Now that he can kiss properly&#8211;puckering up and everything&#8211;we go out and I offer up his kisses to everyone. &#8220;Doodles, why don&#8217;t you give G. a kiss? Oh, Doodles, why don&#8217;t you give J. a kiss, too?&#8221; I just can&#8217;t help it. It&#8217;s so darn cute!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Words I never thought I&#8217;d hear Adam utter: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like the Wiggles. Well, at least, some of them.&#8221; After reading how toxic raw turkey is, on Wednesday night after brining the turkey, I bleached everything. I used bleach on the sink, the floor, the back wall, the counter, the side of the fridge, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}