{"id":744,"date":"2004-12-08T21:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T21:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/12\/birthday-baby.html"},"modified":"2004-12-08T21:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T21:35:00","slug":"birthday-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/12\/birthday-baby.html","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my baby&#8217;s birthday. Not the little one. The big one. Thirty-two. He thinks he&#8217;s old. Hah! Don&#8217;t get me started. What I don&#8217;t get, though, is he didn&#8217;t tell anyone! He made it through the whole day of work and didn&#8217;t mention to a single person it was his birthday. How did I end up with a guy like that? Just in case any of you were wondering, my birthday is six months, two weeks, and three days away. Not that anyone is counting or anything&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my baby&#8217;s birthday. Not the little one. The big one. Thirty-two. He thinks he&#8217;s old. Hah! Don&#8217;t get me started. What I don&#8217;t get, though, is he didn&#8217;t tell anyone! He made it through the whole day of work and didn&#8217;t mention to a single person it was his birthday. How did I end [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}