{"id":739,"date":"2004-12-15T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-15T22:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/12\/from-the-quit-while-youre-ahead-department.html"},"modified":"2004-12-15T22:01:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-15T22:01:00","slug":"from-the-quit-while-youre-ahead-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2004\/12\/from-the-quit-while-youre-ahead-department.html","title":{"rendered":"From the Quit While You&#8217;re Ahead Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J: Oh, look! On your I.M. I&#8217;m listed as &#8220;Extra Special Person&#8221;!<br \/>\n<br \/>A: [with a touch of sarcasm] Of course you are.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: What&#8217;s that supposed to mean? When did you do that?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: [gives me a weird look]<br \/>\n<br \/>J: What?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: I didn&#8217;t do it.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Whadda mean?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: <i>You<\/i> did it. I left you with my computer one day, and you got pissed that you were just &#8220;Friend&#8221; so you changed yourself.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: [upset] What? Really?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: Really.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Couldn&#8217;t you have lied? Couldn&#8217;t you have just said that you did it? I would never have known the difference!<\/p>\n<p>[Five minutes later]<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Give me your computer; I need to blog that. Hmmm, what were your exact words?<br \/>\n<br \/>A: I don&#8217;t remember.<br \/>\n<br \/>J: Okay, then I&#8217;ll embellish.<br \/>\n<br \/>A: I expect nothing less.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J: Oh, look! On your I.M. I&#8217;m listed as &#8220;Extra Special Person&#8221;! A: [with a touch of sarcasm] Of course you are. J: What&#8217;s that supposed to mean? When did you do that? A: [gives me a weird look] J: What? A: I didn&#8217;t do it. J: Whadda mean? A: You did it. I left [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}