{"id":701,"date":"2005-03-30T15:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T15:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/03\/mommamommamomma.html"},"modified":"2005-03-30T15:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-30T15:44:00","slug":"mommamommamomma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/03\/mommamommamomma.html","title":{"rendered":"MommaMommaMomma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles has become the cling-child. He must be with Momma at all times and only Momma will do. Right now he&#8217;s terrorizing his poor mother&#8217;s helper by standing at the kitchen gate shouting, &#8220;Mommamommamommamommamommma,&#8221; over and over and over again. The plus side to this is I&#8217;m getting extreme amounts of cuddle time but the down side, of course, is that I can&#8217;t be more than three feet away from him. It&#8217;s not enough that I walk with him these days&#8211;he wants me to carry him everywhere. And, again, only me. Adam won&#8217;t do. Not enough that I have this unborn parasite to contend with; now I have a living, breathing parasite who wants to suck the life out of me as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles has become the cling-child. He must be with Momma at all times and only Momma will do. Right now he&#8217;s terrorizing his poor mother&#8217;s helper by standing at the kitchen gate shouting, &#8220;Mommamommamommamommamommma,&#8221; over and over and over again. The plus side to this is I&#8217;m getting extreme amounts of cuddle time but the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}