{"id":699,"date":"2005-03-30T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T15:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/03\/and-in-the-duh-department.html"},"modified":"2005-03-30T15:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-30T15:56:00","slug":"and-in-the-duh-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/03\/and-in-the-duh-department.html","title":{"rendered":"And in the &#8220;Duh&#8221; Department&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some folks e-mailed me that they were curious what Doodles&#8217;s nutritionist had to say. [A recap for those who don&#8217;t remember: Doodles eats <i>only<\/i> crunchy carbs with the occasional smooth yogurt or smooth baby food fruit. No real fruit, no veggies, no meat, no non-milk dairy, no soy, no nutin&#8217;!] Let me share the great wisdom she gave us. Let me save you the $100 (because our insurance doesn&#8217;t cover nutritionists) and give you all her little secrets. Let me save you an hour of your life being grilled about your child&#8217;s eating habits and skip right to what she had to say. Are you ready? This is a biggie:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sounds like your son is pretty hard core.&#8221;  Yes, folks, that&#8217;s what she said as she shooed me out the door. Basically, she gave me two options. The first was to wait for a weekend (so Adam would be home too) and starve my little eating machine until he was willing to eat what we wanted him to eat. Way to not make eating a power struggle! The second option is to get him some &#8220;feeding therapy.&#8221; Yup. It&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=feeding+therapy\">real thing<\/a>. Food therapy. Oy. Anyway, after finding out that our insurance doesn&#8217;t cover feeding therapy, either, we got in touch with our local <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thomchild.org\/\">Early Intervention<\/a>, and we have an evaluation scheduled for Doodles in about a month.<\/p>\n<p>What comes next? If we can&#8217;t potty train him does he get Toilet Therapy? And what about me? Is there any I Need Five Quiet Minutes to Myself Therapy? How about for Adam? Is there I&#8217;m Addicted to my Computer Therapy? I see a lot of business opportunities out there for any of you budding entrepreneurs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some folks e-mailed me that they were curious what Doodles&#8217;s nutritionist had to say. [A recap for those who don&#8217;t remember: Doodles eats only crunchy carbs with the occasional smooth yogurt or smooth baby food fruit. No real fruit, no veggies, no meat, no non-milk dairy, no soy, no nutin&#8217;!] Let me share the great [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}