{"id":688,"date":"2005-04-27T11:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T11:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/04\/this-cant-be-good.html"},"modified":"2005-04-27T11:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T11:56:00","slug":"this-cant-be-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/04\/this-cant-be-good.html","title":{"rendered":"This Can&#8217;t Be Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had a late afternoon play date on Monday at one of Doodles&#8217;s friends from day care&#8217;s house. Things went along beautifully except at one point, Doodles really wanted his phone. I never leave home without his phone because if I ever need to use mine, he can have his and I can talk in peace (his phone is identical to mine except, well, it&#8217;s a dummy phone). So I got him his phone and he happily played with it for about ten minutes and then he set it on the table. His little friend, N., decided Doodles&#8217;s phone looked intriguing and went to play with it. It was then that Doodles looked up and for the first time uttered&#8211;loudly and clearly&#8211;those dreadful words: &#8220;Mine! Mine! Mine!&#8221; The &#8220;terrible twos&#8221; are just four months away and I think I see them heading our way now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had a late afternoon play date on Monday at one of Doodles&#8217;s friends from day care&#8217;s house. Things went along beautifully except at one point, Doodles really wanted his phone. I never leave home without his phone because if I ever need to use mine, he can have his and I can talk in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}