{"id":678,"date":"2005-06-08T20:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T20:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/06\/toddler-time.html"},"modified":"2005-06-08T20:09:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-08T20:09:00","slug":"toddler-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/06\/toddler-time.html","title":{"rendered":"Toddler Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like every week I say, &#8220;Doodles is more of a toddler than ever,&#8221; but I swear his energy level has soared. He&#8217;s running and screeching and stealing toys and interacting with kids and generally being your absolutely stereotypical toddler. He hates being confined to his car seat and screams when I try to put him in it. Clothing is an issue. As in he no longer wants to wear it. Which is fine when we&#8217;re at home, but I do insist on clothing on when it&#8217;s time to go out. Call me a prude. But at home, he starts to wiggle out of his shirt, yelling out, &#8220;Shirt off! Shirt off!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I feel bad, as it seems life has become one big &#8220;No!&#8221; &#8220;No jumping down the stairs!&#8221; &#8220;No running into the street!&#8221; &#8220;No poking your eye with the fork.&#8221; We&#8217;ve started to have to make use of &#8220;naughty time.&#8221; Naughty time is restricted to when he is physical with someone. At a playgroup last week, a boy was playing with Doodle&#8217;s kitchen set. It wasn&#8217;t enough that Doodles knocked him out of the way to get to it. Doodles then squarely planted both his hands on the other boy&#8217;s shoulders and shoved him. And again. And again. By the time I made my way across the yard, I thought Doodles had most likely shaken the kid down for his lunch money. So, naughty time. Doodles also gets naughty time for hitting, pulling hair, and kicking.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, not all of the behavior is bad. He&#8217;s singing lots more. He&#8217;s playing somewhat nicely with friends (&#8220;playing nicely&#8221; can quickly devolve into &#8220;shoving match,&#8221; but it&#8217;s generally out of fun that malice). He&#8217;s talking a lot more to us, requesting favorite books by name. He&#8217;s interested in longer stories. He&#8217;s becoming more involved when we go to singalongs and story times. He says, &#8220;please&#8221; and &#8220;thank you,&#8221; and even remembers some of the time to say, &#8220;bless you&#8221; when someone sneezes and &#8220;excuse me&#8221; when he burps or &#8220;toots.&#8221; (See, Tweeds, I am teaching him <i>some<\/i> manners. &#8220;Burp!&#8221; will come later.)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s changing so fast. I keep looking at him, getting teary eyed, and thinking, &#8220;Where did this little boy come from? What happened to my little munchkin?&#8221; And then, suddenly, it&#8217;ll hit me: &#8220;Oh, hell! We&#8217;re going have to go through this all over again with number two!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like every week I say, &#8220;Doodles is more of a toddler than ever,&#8221; but I swear his energy level has soared. He&#8217;s running and screeching and stealing toys and interacting with kids and generally being your absolutely stereotypical toddler. He hates being confined to his car seat and screams when I try to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}