{"id":654,"date":"2005-08-17T19:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T19:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/08\/more-from-the-do-you-ever-think-before-you-speak-file.html"},"modified":"2005-08-17T19:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T19:40:00","slug":"more-from-the-do-you-ever-think-before-you-speak-file","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/08\/more-from-the-do-you-ever-think-before-you-speak-file.html","title":{"rendered":"More From the &#8220;Do You Ever Think Before You Speak?&#8221; File"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wake up bleary eyed, because I&#8217;ve been up three times in the night to pee. My Braxton Hicks are becoming painful, the heartburn is becoming daily, and I&#8217;ve got a sinus headache. I walk into the bathroom where Adam is rummaging around the drawer looking for a nail clip.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you hate it?&#8221; he asks. &#8220;It&#8217;s always the little things that hurt the most. I&#8217;ve got this hangnail that&#8217;s <i>killing<\/i> me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All I can do is stare. When there&#8217;s no reply, he looks up at me. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; he says. &#8220;I guess that&#8217;s not what you want to hear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ya think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wake up bleary eyed, because I&#8217;ve been up three times in the night to pee. My Braxton Hicks are becoming painful, the heartburn is becoming daily, and I&#8217;ve got a sinus headache. I walk into the bathroom where Adam is rummaging around the drawer looking for a nail clip. &#8220;Don&#8217;t you hate it?&#8221; he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}