{"id":640,"date":"2005-10-12T13:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-12T13:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/10\/if-only-the-stuff-could-be-harnassed.html"},"modified":"2005-10-12T13:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-12T13:44:00","slug":"if-only-the-stuff-could-be-harnassed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/10\/if-only-the-stuff-could-be-harnassed.html","title":{"rendered":"If Only the Stuff Could Be Harnassed&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a mere wee one, all of three years old living in Westchester County in New York, I developed a massive fear of cows. Now those familiar with the area know that cows are exactly roaming the streets of the suburbs New York City. But I was terrified. I&#8217;d say to my parents every night, &#8220;Scared cow! Scared cow!&#8221; What ultimately cured me of my fright is when my parents brought home my newborn baby sister, the Tweedle Twirp, who shared a room with me. Apparently, as soon as she was placed in that crib, I declared I was no longer scared cow. &#8220;Tweeds will protect me,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>Fast foward thirty-four years. Poor Sweetie has had a problem with gas. Lots of painful, miserable gas. The kind of gas that has us walking the floors for hours, bouncing, whispering, cajoling her to feel better. So I gave up eating. Pretty much everything. And her gas did indeed improve. However Doodles also had major gas and he simply grew out of it, so I started to think it was coincidence that Sweetie Pie&#8217;s gas showed significant improvement when I stopped eating. So I slowly began reintroducing foods back into my diet and all was fine. Until I got to dairy. I had a frozen Trader Joe&#8217;s pizza and the next morning, at 4 a.m., all hell broke out in Sweetie&#8217;s wee digestive system. It was horrible. And of course the best way to comfort a miserable child is to breastfeed her, only it&#8217;s the breastfeeding that&#8217;s causing the misery and thus we got into a vicious cycle in the morning. I&#8217;ve since re-elminated dairy from my diet and things are better again. But I&#8217;m amazed that it appears that somehow I&#8217;ve managed to make my child &#8220;scared cow&#8221; before she could even know what a cow is. I&#8217;m so sorry, Sweetie Pie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a mere wee one, all of three years old living in Westchester County in New York, I developed a massive fear of cows. Now those familiar with the area know that cows are exactly roaming the streets of the suburbs New York City. But I was terrified. I&#8217;d say to my parents [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}