{"id":615,"date":"2005-12-14T20:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T20:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/12\/its-a-y-thang-part-2.html"},"modified":"2005-12-14T20:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T20:13:00","slug":"its-a-y-thang-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2005\/12\/its-a-y-thang-part-2.html","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a Y Thang Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often I feel the need to remind Doodles that, well, what&#8217;s his is his. Tonight while he was bathing, I brought it up again in a happy, nonthreatening way.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Doodles, did you know that everyone has private parts?<br \/>Doodles: Yeah.<br \/>Me: Your p*enis and your tushie are your private parts.<br \/>Doodles takes a look down. Yep, there&#8217;re still there<br \/>Me: It&#8217;s okay for Mommy and Daddy to touch your private parts when we&#8217;re cleaning you and it&#8217;s okay during diaper changes, but no one else should touch your private parts except you.<br \/>Doodles pauses a moment. Then he responds.<br \/>Doodles: Why?<br \/>Adam, who has been washing Doodles, looks up at me with a grin. <br \/>Adam: Yes, why?<br \/>Me: Um, well, um, those are special parts. Special parts just for you!<br \/>Doodles: Why?<br \/>I think about this a few minutes and can&#8217;t come up with any reasonable answer.<br \/>Me: Um, huh. Um, yeah. Um, why do <i>you<\/i> think they&#8217;re special?<br \/>Doodles: [playing with his washcloth and splashing water] Rocket ship!<\/p>\n<p>Seems as reasonable an answer as any I could have come up with!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often I feel the need to remind Doodles that, well, what&#8217;s his is his. Tonight while he was bathing, I brought it up again in a happy, nonthreatening way. Me: Doodles, did you know that everyone has private parts?Doodles: Yeah.Me: Your p*enis and your tushie are your private parts.Doodles takes a look down. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}