{"id":61,"date":"2009-11-22T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/11\/from-the-mouths-of-babes-3.html"},"modified":"2009-11-22T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T18:30:00","slug":"from-the-mouths-of-babes-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/11\/from-the-mouths-of-babes-3.html","title":{"rendered":"From the Mouths of Babes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After dance class last Thursday:<br \/>Me: Doodles, as soon as we get home, you need to do your homework.<br \/>Doodles: Mom, do you know what I hear you say? [Puts up one hand and makes a quacking motion]. &#8220;Doodles. Blah, blah, blah, homework. Blah, blah, blah, homework. Blah, blah, blah, homework.&#8221; [Puts up other hand and makes same talking motion] &#8220;Mom, can we stop talking about homework?&#8221; [Back to other hand] &#8220;Blah blah blah homework.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the car, the kids were comparing notes:<br \/>Doodles: Do you know what Dad says all the time?<br \/>Me: No, what?<br \/>Doodles: Cheeses crises! [Say it outloud and you&#8217;ll understand it]<br \/>Me, laughing: Yes, he does.<br \/>Pie: And dammit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After dance class last Thursday:Me: Doodles, as soon as we get home, you need to do your homework.Doodles: Mom, do you know what I hear you say? [Puts up one hand and makes a quacking motion]. &#8220;Doodles. Blah, blah, blah, homework. Blah, blah, blah, homework. Blah, blah, blah, homework.&#8221; [Puts up other hand and makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,5],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}