{"id":608,"date":"2006-01-04T19:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-04T19:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/01\/wimping-out.html"},"modified":"2006-01-04T19:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-04T19:16:00","slug":"wimping-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/01\/wimping-out.html","title":{"rendered":"Wimping Out"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m so not alternative. I saw the greatest baby t-shirt at Ricky’s on Lincoln Road. It said, “I’m so f*ing cute.” And it would have been perfect for Miss Pie. But I’m gutless. I’m afraid of the playground moms. I’m afraid of being skewered on the town’s parenting e-mail list (yes, my town has an e-mail list for parents and let me tell you, the parents in my town–present company included–aren’t shy about voicing their opinions). So if you see me and Miss Pie out and about, just know that I’m at least thinking, “She’s so f*ing cute.” And you know what? She totally is!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m so not alternative. I saw the greatest baby t-shirt at Ricky’s on Lincoln Road. It said, “I’m so f*ing cute.” And it would have been perfect for Miss Pie. But I’m gutless. I’m afraid of the playground moms. I’m afraid of being skewered on the town’s parenting e-mail list (yes, my town has an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}