{"id":605,"date":"2006-01-11T05:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T05:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/01\/remote.html"},"modified":"2006-01-11T05:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-11T05:44:00","slug":"remote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/01\/remote.html","title":{"rendered":"Remote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles has an old remote control that we gave him a year and a half ago when he became fascinated with all things with buttons. He loved to press the buttons. Now, however, he knows that it&#8217;s supposed to do something and he suddenly realized it doesn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, he came into the living room with his remote and sat in his chair. &#8220;I want to watch TV!&#8221; he said. He started pressing buttons on the remote. &#8220;I want to watch TV! I press buttons. I want to watch TV!&#8221; I went into the next room to take care of something, and moments later a little person comes trotting in. &#8220;Mama! It needs new batteries! It needs new batteries, Mama! Can I have batteries?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Where do they get this stuff?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles has an old remote control that we gave him a year and a half ago when he became fascinated with all things with buttons. He loved to press the buttons. Now, however, he knows that it&#8217;s supposed to do something and he suddenly realized it doesn&#8217;t work. Yesterday, he came into the living room [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}