{"id":604,"date":"2006-01-11T05:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T05:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/01\/if-he-did-it-expired.html"},"modified":"2006-01-11T05:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-11T05:50:00","slug":"if-he-did-it-expired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/01\/if-he-did-it-expired.html","title":{"rendered":"If He Did, It Expired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles: Where did Sweetie Pie come from?<br \/>Adam: Sweetie Pie came from inside Mommy&#8217;s belly. <br \/>Doodles: Oh!<br \/>Adam: Where did Doodles come from?<br \/>Doodles: The store!<br \/>Adam: Did you come with a warranty?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles: Where did Sweetie Pie come from?Adam: Sweetie Pie came from inside Mommy&#8217;s belly. Doodles: Oh!Adam: Where did Doodles come from?Doodles: The store!Adam: Did you come with a warranty?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}