{"id":591,"date":"2006-02-15T21:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-15T21:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/02\/look-what-ive-got.html"},"modified":"2006-02-15T21:30:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-15T21:30:00","slug":"look-what-ive-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/02\/look-what-ive-got.html","title":{"rendered":"Look What I&#8217;ve Got!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve entered the phase of the vocal child. In the middle of the Barnes and Noble cafe, Doodles announced, in his outdoor voice, &#8220;I tooted!&#8221; I did manage to get an &#8220;Excuse me!&#8221; out of him. Mind you, this doesn&#8217;t bother me, but I&#8217;m curious and fearful to see where this leads. Especially as his new discovery is a body part that usually goes undiscussed: nipples. <\/p>\n<p>Doodles: What&#8217;s this?<br \/>Adam: Those are your nipples.<br \/>Doodles: Nipples?<br \/>Adam: Nipples.<br \/>Doodles: Nipples! Nipples! Nipples!<br \/>I enter the room to get some clothes for Sweetie Pie.<br \/>Doodles: Mommy, I have nipples!<br \/>Me: Yes, honey, you do have nipples.<br \/>Doodles, pointing: Mommy has nipples, too. <br \/>Me: Yes, I do.<br \/>Doodles: Nipples! Nipples!<\/p>\n<p>And a nipple to all of you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve entered the phase of the vocal child. In the middle of the Barnes and Noble cafe, Doodles announced, in his outdoor voice, &#8220;I tooted!&#8221; I did manage to get an &#8220;Excuse me!&#8221; out of him. Mind you, this doesn&#8217;t bother me, but I&#8217;m curious and fearful to see where this leads. Especially as his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}