{"id":546,"date":"2006-06-28T22:05:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-28T22:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/06\/dont-tell.html"},"modified":"2006-06-28T22:05:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-28T22:05:00","slug":"dont-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/06\/dont-tell.html","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Tell&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think that surprises were a key part of a birthday. Now I know that it&#8217;s even more fun to have the beans spilled ahead of time. A few weeks ago, I was running into the library with Doodles. I didn&#8217;t want to bring the whole diaper bag, so I just grabbed my wallet. <\/p>\n<p>Doodles: I got Mommy a new wallet.<br \/>Me: You got Mommy new water?<br \/>Doodles: Wallet. I got Mommy a new wallet.<br \/>Me [thoroughly confused]: What kind of new wallet?<br \/>Doodles: It has a leaf on it.<br \/>And then I flashed back to the prior month when I had sent Adam a link to a bunch of wallets I like because the one I have is kind of falling apart. I called Adam very excited:<br \/>Me: I&#8217;m so excited! I loved the leaf wallet!<br \/>Adam: Huh?<br \/>Me: My birthday present. I can&#8217;t wait to get the leaf wallet!<br \/>Adam: Um, how do you know about that?<br \/>I had thought that would be the last time that Adam let Doodles in one any secrets. Except&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>On my birthday* this past Sunday, I came in from my morning run at about 7:15 a.m. Doodles was having breakfast at the table, Sweetie Pie was in her high chair, smashing banana into her face.<br \/>Me: Hi, guys!<br \/>Doodles: I got you a present!<br \/>Me: You did!<br \/>Doodles: Yeah! And a cake! I picked out a cake! It&#8217;s an ice cream cake!<br \/>Adam: So much for surprises.<br \/>Doodles: I got you an ice cream cake. Can we have cake now?<\/p>\n<p>Moral of the story: 2 3\/4 year olds may not be the best at keeping quiet. But it was still an awesome birthday!<\/p>\n<p>*One of the best parts of having a 2 3\/4 year old? This conversation:<br \/>Me: How old will you be on your next birthday?<br \/>Doodles: Two!<br \/>Me: No, you&#8217;re two now. How old will you be?<br \/>Doodles: Three!<br \/>Me: Right! And how old is Mommy today?<br \/>Doodles [very gravely]: Five.<br \/>Me: Can you say, &#8220;Thirty-eight?&#8221;<br \/>Doodles: Thirty-eight?<br \/>Me: How old is Mommy?<br \/>Doodles: Five!<\/p>\n<p>If you say it enough, does it simply come true?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think that surprises were a key part of a birthday. Now I know that it&#8217;s even more fun to have the beans spilled ahead of time. A few weeks ago, I was running into the library with Doodles. I didn&#8217;t want to bring the whole diaper bag, so I just grabbed my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}