{"id":541,"date":"2006-07-05T12:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T12:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/07\/the-poopy-chronicles-the-sequel.html"},"modified":"2006-07-05T12:35:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-05T12:35:00","slug":"the-poopy-chronicles-the-sequel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/07\/the-poopy-chronicles-the-sequel.html","title":{"rendered":"The Poopy Chronicles, the Sequel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Without a doubt, there are more horrifying words one could hear coming down through the monitor when your son is supposed to be napping. I, however, am at a loss to think of a single one. The statement in question? &#8220;Oh, no, Mommy! There&#8217;s poop <i>all over me<\/i>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right folks. Lesson #1 from Potty Training Boot Camp. Don&#8217;t listen to those folks who blithely tell you to suck it up and ditch <i>all<\/i> diapers, unless you enjoy cleaning poop from clothing, legs, sheets, books, the wall next to the bed, the stuffed animals&#8230; Pull-Ups at naptime and bedtime are essential.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson #2? Well, that&#8217;d be pretty much this: DON&#8217;T DO IT! I mean, hey, are diapers really all that bad?<\/p>\n<p>Lesson #3: See lesson #2. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Doodles really wants to wear underwear. With almost equal intensity, he does not want to sit on the potty. So we did the only rational thing we could do: We gave up. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll try again in a few months. Check back then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Without a doubt, there are more horrifying words one could hear coming down through the monitor when your son is supposed to be napping. I, however, am at a loss to think of a single one. The statement in question? &#8220;Oh, no, Mommy! There&#8217;s poop all over me!&#8221; Yes, that&#8217;s right folks. Lesson #1 from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}