{"id":533,"date":"2006-08-02T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-02T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/08\/flush.html"},"modified":"2006-08-02T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-02T18:43:00","slug":"flush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/08\/flush.html","title":{"rendered":"Flush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re sitting at the table, eating dinner when you hear the clatter of a toilet lid. Nothing too unusual. There&#8217;s silence for a few moments, just enough for you to pause mid-bite and think, &#8220;Hey, is that right?&#8221; Something nags at the back of your mind. Before you can give shape to the thought, you hear the toilet being flushed. Then it slowly dawns on you: &#8220;Wait, a minute. Everyone who is toilet trained is actually sitting at this table!&#8221; Look at husband who is having the same thought as he rushes to the bathroom to see your son innocently looking up and saying, &#8220;I need to wash my hands.&#8221; So what went down the toilet? Only the Shadow knows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re sitting at the table, eating dinner when you hear the clatter of a toilet lid. Nothing too unusual. There&#8217;s silence for a few moments, just enough for you to pause mid-bite and think, &#8220;Hey, is that right?&#8221; Something nags at the back of your mind. Before you can give shape to the thought, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}