{"id":528,"date":"2006-08-23T22:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T22:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/08\/one-sided-conversations-i-have-with-sweetie-pie-unless-you-count-eeeeee-as-a-response.html"},"modified":"2006-08-23T22:25:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T22:25:00","slug":"one-sided-conversations-i-have-with-sweetie-pie-unless-you-count-eeeeee-as-a-response","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/08\/one-sided-conversations-i-have-with-sweetie-pie-unless-you-count-eeeeee-as-a-response.html","title":{"rendered":"One-Sided Conversations I Have with Sweetie Pie (Unless You Count &#8220;Eeeeee!&#8221; as a Response)"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Sweetie, the floor is doing just fine. No need to feed it your dinner.<\/li>\n<li>How the f*uck did you get all the way up there?<\/li>\n<li>Yes, I know you&#8217;re becoming a very good stander. Just no need to practice standing halfway up the slide!<\/li>\n<li>Sweetie Pie, your brother is not a tackling dummy. Get off him now, please.<\/li>\n<li>Sweetie Pie. Sweetie Pie? Sweetie Pie! Where the hell is Sweetie Pie! I walked out of the room for two seconds! Sweetie Piiiiiieeee! For God&#8217;s sake, Sweetie Pie, how did you get in there?<\/li>\n<li>Bath water is not for drinking.<\/li>\n<li>Drinking water is not for spitting.<\/li>\n<li>Why do your cheeks look like that? What are you up to? Ohmygod, how many rocks did you stuff in there?!?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sweetie, the floor is doing just fine. No need to feed it your dinner. How the f*uck did you get all the way up there? Yes, I know you&#8217;re becoming a very good stander. Just no need to practice standing halfway up the slide! Sweetie Pie, your brother is not a tackling dummy. Get off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}