{"id":51,"date":"2009-12-18T17:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T17:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/12\/complaints.html"},"modified":"2009-12-18T17:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T17:02:00","slug":"complaints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/12\/complaints.html","title":{"rendered":"Complaints"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know those days when everything runs so smoothly and perfectly, and things just get themselves done? Yeah, I&#8217;m not having one of those days, either. I&#8217;ve been having the kind of days where I manage to squeeze in a hair appointment before next week&#8217;s trip (Pie was kind enough to say, &#8220;Mommy, show me your gray! Yep! There it is!&#8221;) only to leave my earrings behind. To call the Pie&#8217;s school frantically because I sent in a peanut butter sandwich but forgot to label it (they segregate the kids with peanut allergies from the kids who bring in peanut butter). I left a message but called back to make sure they got it&#8230; only to be told that I <i>had<\/i> labeled the lunch. I went to three stores looking for wooden swizzle sticks for treats I was making, only to abandon that. I fought my son on homework&#8211;our teacher conference last week determined that the boy <i>can<\/i> do schoolwork (and quite well); he just <i>chooses<\/i> not to. I fought my daughter on&#8230; well, just about everything. The whine is back. <\/p>\n<p>On a side note, Pie and I are watching <i>Eloise at Christmastime<\/i>. That poor girl is going to be in serious therapy over separation anxiety!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, today was one of those days when Pie and Jasmine had a playdate that not only gave me no free time, but left me threatening to end the playdate if they couldn&#8217;t get along. At Pie&#8217;s dance class, I was stuck listening to these, these&#8230; well, let&#8217;s just call them Mothers and leave it at that. They had a conversation about cleaning uncircumcised p*enises (and yes, they&#8217;re husbands are also uncircumcised!) and other lovely crunchy topics. And then another mother came in with a Happy Meal toy she&#8217;d found in her car. Her two girls were playing with it and one asked, &#8220;What is it?&#8221; The mom responded, &#8220;Hmm, I don&#8217;t know. It&#8217;s really a boy&#8217;s toy. Why don&#8217;t we give this to a boy we know?&#8221; Grrrrrrr.<\/p>\n<p>I still have dinner to cook. I still have packages to mail. I still have treats to make and crafts to finish. There&#8217;s no point to this post, really. I just felt like bitchin&#8217;. Too bad for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those days when everything runs so smoothly and perfectly, and things just get themselves done? Yeah, I&#8217;m not having one of those days, either. I&#8217;ve been having the kind of days where I manage to squeeze in a hair appointment before next week&#8217;s trip (Pie was kind enough to say, &#8220;Mommy, show me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-self-indulgence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}