{"id":500,"date":"2006-11-15T05:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/11\/from-the-good-parenting-department.html"},"modified":"2006-11-15T05:48:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T05:48:00","slug":"from-the-good-parenting-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/11\/from-the-good-parenting-department.html","title":{"rendered":"From the Good Parenting Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Sunday. Pie wants to take a morning nap. Pie is not allowed to take a morning nap. Pie is only allowed one nap a day. Pie is cranky and fussy and generally unpleasant to be around. Mom and Dad are at wits end. But Mom and Dad can&#8217;t give in. <\/p>\n<p>What to do?<\/p>\n<p>We found the perfect stay-awake solution: chocolate milk. Nothing like sugar and a touch of caffeine to keep a kid happy and wired.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll await the call to accept our Parents of the Year award.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Sunday. Pie wants to take a morning nap. Pie is not allowed to take a morning nap. Pie is only allowed one nap a day. Pie is cranky and fussy and generally unpleasant to be around. Mom and Dad are at wits end. But Mom and Dad can&#8217;t give in. What to do? We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}