{"id":498,"date":"2006-11-15T05:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T05:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/11\/from-the-department.html"},"modified":"2006-11-15T05:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T05:56:00","slug":"from-the-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2006\/11\/from-the-department.html","title":{"rendered":"From the &amp;*#%@*# Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home. Alone. With two children. While my husband is on a &#8220;business&#8221; trip to Vegas. The kind of trip where he calls at 9 a.m. eastern time and I say, &#8220;Wow, you slept late! Last time you were on the West Coast, you were up at 4 every morning,&#8221; and his reply is, &#8220;Well, I was up till 2:30 playing craps, so you know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m out. With my two children. Alone. Trying to run errands. When I pop the back of the minivan and find&#8230; Nothing. And definitely not my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joovy.com\/pages\/pd_caboose.php\">can&#8217;t-live-without-Joovy stroller<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Quick phone call to Vegas.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Um, when you took everything out of the car after our trip to New York, did you put the stroller back in or did you leave me high and dry?<br \/>Adam: Um, I didn&#8217;t put it back in?<br \/>Me: Would I be calling if you had?<br \/>Adam: Hmm, I thought I put it back in.<br \/>Me: Nope. [deep sigh] Okay, well, I&#8217;ll scratch today&#8217;s errands. It&#8217;s in the basement at home?<br \/>Adam: No, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s in the basement. Is it still in my car?<br \/>Me: Your car?<br \/>Adam: Yeah, I think it&#8217;s in my car.<br \/>Me: That would be the car sitting at Logan Airport until you get home in four days?<br \/>Adam: That would be the one.<\/p>\n<p>ARG!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home. Alone. With two children. While my husband is on a &#8220;business&#8221; trip to Vegas. The kind of trip where he calls at 9 a.m. eastern time and I say, &#8220;Wow, you slept late! Last time you were on the West Coast, you were up at 4 every morning,&#8221; and his reply is, &#8220;Well, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}